Stephen Colbert tried to type via the awful deja vu of Omicron winter in New York on Wednesday night. “If this pandemic were a movie, it would be Tenet,” the Late Present host mentioned. “It’s impossible to understand, and I just wish it would end, which turns out is the beginning.”
The host additionally reacted to a refined shift in public well being messaging in latest days, because the US reached document numbers of Covid infections: “They’re trying to make us get used to all of this,” Colbert famous.
“Do you hear that? Being attacked for two years has clearly broken Dr Fauci,” Colbert mentioned, imitating the physician: “Rip off your mask, go to hot yoga, on the way home tug a hobo – I don’t give a vaccinated crap. We’re all doomed.”
Fauci additionally mentioned that those that have been vaccinated will “very likely, with some exceptions, do reasonably well”.
“There are certain things I don’t want to equivocate on,” Colbert responded. “My life is one of them. You don’t want to hear a skydiving instructor say, ‘Jump from the plane! You will very likely, with some exceptions, do reasonably well.’”
Based on specialists, unvaccinated persons are 10 occasions likelier to be contaminated with Omicron and 20 occasions likelier to die. “They’re also 50 times likelier to start a fight with a Kroger employee because the Mexican food aisle is in Spanish,” Colbert quipped.
On Late Evening,
Seth Meyers recapped a uncommon interview look by Donald Trump on a mainstream media community, the US nationwide radio community NPR. “For some reason, Trump thought it would be a good idea to call into NPR,” Meyers defined, “where he seemed to be caught off-guard” when pressed about his 2020 election lies by host Steve Inskeep.
“Instead of listening to Trump’s answers mouth agape with no pushback” a la the Fox & Mates hosts, “Inskeep came prepared with basic facts to debunk Trump’s claims, and Trump clearly had no idea how to handle it,” mentioned Meyers. “For starters, he didn’t even seem to know the details about how the interview was going to work,” asking Inskeep firstly if the interview was dwell (it was pre-taped).
“He’s a former president calling into a well-known news program and he acts like he just got stopped on the street by Jay Leno,” Meyers joked.
The interview got here to an
abrupt end when Trump hung up as Inskeep pressed the previous president on his lies in regards to the 2020 election.
“You know it’s bad when Donald Trump, who will drone on endlessly for as long as you let him, willingly ends an interview before it’s supposed to be over,” Meyers famous. “When these deranged lies are subjected to even a modicum of scrutiny they collapse because they’re absurd on their face.”
And in Los Angeles,
Jimmy Kimmel additionally lamented “another virus” on the rise: “That big orange golfer who used to run the country.”
In an interview with rightwing media firm OAN, Trump confirmed he’d had the Covid booster and referred to as Republican lawmakers who refuse to say they’ve been vaccinated “gutless”.
It was a
thinly veiled barb at Florida’s governor, Ron DeSantis, who stumbled over a query about his booster standing on Fox Information final weekend.
DeSantis is predicted to run for the Republican nomination for president in 2024, “and you know that makes Trump crazy”, mentioned Kimmel. “Trump desperately wants credit for developing the vaccines, because he should want credit, but the dummies who follow him boo him when he says he got the vaccine.
“And then you have characters like DeSantis who wants to have it both ways – he obviously got the booster but he doesn’t want to admit he got it,” Kimmel continued. “Which makes Trump, who did admit it, look like a wuss to the gators and chewing tobacco crowd. I mean, imagine being called gutless by Captain Bone Spurs.”